"Rooted" may be a better choice of words. What you see above is the top of an actual fence post that used to sit on my property.

The photograph above represents what I eventually came to see whenever I paid it a visit. So I brought it to life with my camera and some computer software simply as an exercise in creativity.

I can only attest for the 23 years I have lived here but local historians believe it's a good bet this post was probably placed in the ground over a hundred years ago. The general consensus is that it was set where it shouldn't of been; just outside my property line.

So last spring when the city of Alpine was reassessing it's property the location of my errant post was duly noted.

When I took down the fence [by demand] this post was so stubborn I had to pull it out with a tow chain hitched to the chassis of my truck. Apparently it was placed in the ground when it was still alive and as a result of an apparent "last gasp" effort, it sprouted roots. Seriously, a fence post with actual roots.

My wife has labeled me as a know-it-all (and as she is one herself she must certainly be correct). Know it or not it's her rhetoric reference to the the fact that my opinions are rooted in 62 years of experience. The fence post story illustrates the fact that right or wrong, in the end, even the most established and rooted of "whatever" can be dislodged with proper persuasion. So please feel free to attempt to dislodge any of my opinions that follow if deemed necessary.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Lest we forget what really counts...


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Have a wonderful day. Hug the one you love.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Always funny













I'm rushing out the door to get mine now!

Big enough to fail...


...and that's exactly what I mean when I say that anyone who exceeds the maximum body weight mandated by the Fat Panels will be left to die like a beached whale by the Obamacare Health Plan. As opposed to the taxpayer financed bailouts for the banks, a lot of these so-called obese Americans will be deemed big enough to fail.

Now, while we're on the topic of too big to fail; as I am typing the text for this post my second computer monitor is streaming the signal from a local TV broadcast and I am concurrently watching a commercial, so now I'd like to say a few words about ExtenZe, the all natural male enhancement. For months now I've been watching these commercials for ExtenZe, a simple pill that can actually make men larger and increase pleasure and performance regardless of age.

ExtenZe promises to increase the size of what doctors call 'that certain part of the male body'. Please note the use of the word 'male'.

Yes, friends, we're talking about the male ego. At least I think that's what we're talking about, although my wife is standing behind me right now trying to hide what appears to be an enormous guffaw. Perhaps she's laughing because she doesn't believe that a simple pill taken twice a day could increase the size of my already more than adequate ego. This is the same woman who laughed when I said I could put together a blog that someone might actually read. Who's laughing now?

Normally, my blogging performance suffers somewhat when I let someone watch over my shoulder. Of course that's no longer a problem now that I'm taking the revolutionary all natural male enhancer ExtenZe, which guarantees that my performance is going to become even more exciting and satisfying. Although, I suppose that just applies to my perception of it. To understand what I'm feeling and to get the full measure of pleasure from that 'certain part of your own body', you guys are going to want to try ExtenZe for yourself. Sorry ladies, maybe they'll invent something for your pleasure later on.

Listen up guys, I've only been taking ExtenZe for three days, and my ego has already swollen by at least twenty-five percent. Now I really don't care about being larger, that's something I really don't need. But performing better? Now that could really be fun!

Photo and caption credit: Unknown. 51% of the text: plagiarized from Fried Green al-Qaedas. I just couldn't stop myself. Way too funny not to pass on.

Friday, August 21, 2009

The gathering storm...



I'm right-brained. Visuals and music connect with me more so than do words or speech. So when my sister sent me this picture I decided to pass it along and post it here.

Make no mistake, it's not about Democrats. It's about a government out of control, it's about BIG government. The real war is not between the left and the right. It is between the average American and the ruling class. If we come together on this single issue, everything else will resolve itself. It's time we took back our government from those who would make us their slaves.

The approaching cloud will:
  • Steal your money
  • Confiscate your guns
  • Neutralize your personal choice
Bookmark this. Spend some time educating yourself reading Thomas Paine's book titled 'Common Sense' witten in 1776. Buy some cheap printer paper at Wal-Mart and print it out. Or just go and buy the book. Whatever you do, read it.

Picture credit: Unknown (nice job), post inspired by Laurie.

For all of you Hawks out there...



A USMC FA-18 Hornet; after burners full on taking off from a carrier.

Here's an actual conversation between a Hornet pilot and an Iranian Air Defense System (IADS) radar operator:

IADS:"Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself."

Hornet pilot: "United States aircraft F-18. I am in Iraqi airspace."

IADS: "Negative, you are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!"

Hornet pilot: "Repeat, this is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter... send 'em up. I'll wait!'

IADS: (no response ... )

- From my friend Gus. Photo credit: Unknown

An old tool reintroduced to congress...



Honest to God. This strange old tool was used in the late 1700’s to blow tobacco smoke up one’s rectum. It was used primarily on coal miners, tuberculosis patients and even drowning victims. The premise being that the warmth of the smoke would promote increased respiration, thus bringing them around to their proper senses.


Can you feel it's effect yet? Are you coming around?

Photo credit: Unknown. Thanks again to Gus who obviously had some time on his hands today.

- Larry

This is the stranger your Mother warned you about!

"Never take candy from a stranger."

This guys offering came to fruition in part through a grant from another unnecessary, useless government agency.






















Photo credit: unknown. Thanks to my friend Gus for this post.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Philosophy of Liberty

Here's a nice animation illustrating freedom.

Ponder what socialism does: In essence, in redistributes wealth, by force. Even if that force has a friendly American face, under the color of law, with a neat and orderly system of taxation, it is nonetheless still force. The bottom line is that under the socialist model, without my consent, some of my earnings are forcibly extracted from me and eventually put into the hands of another citizen that did not earn them. If I refuse to pay my taxes, then I pay huge fines and/or I will be sent to prison. Period.

- Larry

Click RIGHT HERE for a very resourceful blog about survival, and I do mean survival

We're talking beans, bullets and band-aids. And prayer.

- Larry

Three Layers of Pure Stupidy

1. Lead study author, William Ruddman
2. The University of Virginia & the University of Maryland
3. CNN, for even posting the story.

I'm not even going to provide a link to the published study because it's premise is so ridiculous. I will however, share with you the first paragraph:

"Ancient man may have started global warming through massive deforestation and burning that could have permanently altered the Earth's climate, according to a new study by researchers at the University of Virginia and the University of Maryland-Baltimore County."

- Larry

Monday, August 17, 2009

For all of you know it alls...

From the people at Time magazine. A nice glossary of terms and an explanation of why some of them have become such issues in the health care debate.

I found it quite useful.

- Larry

Gross Negligence at the Fed

I know some of you may have already seen this. Here is a HQ post of it. This is not only down right unbelievable but scary as hell.

The drama unfolds slowly at first, so be patient and please watch it in its entirety. It needs to be watched over and over and passed on to your friends to understand the gravity of the situation. We must educate ourselves.

First-term (anti-bailout candidate) Democrat Alan Grayson questions Elizabeth Coleman, Inspector General of the Federal Reserve. The issue is oversight of the Fed's ever-expanding balance sheet, and the potential multi-trillion dollar loss that will ultimately be borne by you and I our children and theirs.

There are many other videos of interest posted on this site which are also well worth watching.

- Larry

"Teat in a wringer"

If you've ever seen an old wringer washing machine at work you know all too well what this old saying means; not a very comfortable situation to get yourself into. For all you guys out there it's akin to getting your wiener caught in your zipper.

Looks like today Obama's got his "teat caught in a wringer." The right doesn't like him, especially right now for his pushing of the public option he wants to include in his health care reform plan. And, if he acquiesces and removes it, or even lessens the importance so many democrats associate with it (as he did this this past week-end) they'll be upset with him.

The man just seems to be at a loss of what to do. I remember very well when I first became a project manager some 20 plus years ago. I sucked at it because I tried to do too much all at once and didn't listen to those around me and even worse, my customers.

But lets think of lesser things right now. We'll get back to the serious stuff later.

Check this guy out. I've never seen this done before.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Getting Your Rocks Off...

It seems to me that “environmentalists” lack the basic understanding of the difference between changing your surroundings and changing the environment.

If my eyes are burning and I’m choking on smoke maybe it's time to open the vent at the top of my teepee.

The environment is a term that encompasses all living and non-living things occurring naturally on Earth or some region thereof. If you happen to be a “living thing” in the environment, or some region thereof, the only way to survive is to consume the environment. The environment is one of many of God’s gift to man.

Here’s the way it works. You burn the trees around you to keep from freezing to death or you cut off their branches to build a hut on the beach to prevent yourself from being burnt to death on the sand.

As a “living thing,” to think that you have the power to change the environment is to take on the intelligence of say… a rock; a “non-living thing.”

Humm…? Maybe that’s the way to go. After all, most rocks were on Earth long before “living things” were ever considered and will remain on earth long after they die.

The downside of course is that it’s a scientific fact that no rock has ever experienced an orgasm. Which begs the question; where did the phrase “getting your rocks off” come from?

- Larry

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Nostalgia for old farts...

God help us all...

Complaining that most of my posts are old news, my good friend Billy Bob wants to see something out of the mainstream-pass-it-along reporting; some new thoughts. I must admit I yearn for such myself.

My initial reaction to this video was at first not to pass it on.

However; the fact that Barack "Mack Daddy" Obama could cause such passion, coupled with the fact that the mainstream media is reporting that the election of Obama is causing a rise in militant, radical, political and racial organizations leads me to believe that this rant may be newsworthy.

You be the judge... keeping in mind of course, that you yourself may also be a nut job.

- Credit to my friend Andy

What a disaster this healthcare debate is...

...It strains, stresses and pierces, it unnecessarily agitates and is doomed to be the cause of further agitation. Who doubts the final bill will be something between a pig in a poke and three-card Monte?

Which is too bad, because our health-care system actually needs to be made better.

- Credit WSJ

This is disturbing...

ABC, CNN, USA Today and even NPR all had in their headlines today that Michael Phelps was cited by police (after being involved in an auto accident which was not his fault) for driving with an expired driver's license.

The fact that almost everyone in the entire world could give a rat's ass about such a trivial and unimportant event exposes the fact that all these networks must be sharing an automated, common source news feed.

- Larry

Friday, August 14, 2009

Forgotten Memories...

I'm sorry but Nancy, at least to me, although a pleasant looking, smart and articulate woman is just another shameless political opportunist, at best. Actually, I think she's one of the worst.


Yes, the video has been edited but not mid-sentence. She gets her point across.

- From Drudge

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Can you say, Ad Hominem?

This guy seems to think the facts presented in this well written article concerning Obamacare are all void and null simply because the article was "supposedly" written by a person he believes to be a "staggering dipshit" (or her ghost writer, speech writer, advisers, an eight year old child or all of them put together).

Make of it what you will but it's quite obvious to me who the "staggering dipshit" is.

- Note: the photo above is NOT the "staggering dipshit." I grabbed it off the web after doing a Google image search for screaming faces.

Science vs. Religion...

Here's my thought:

When scientists have finally completed their work they will be shocked to discover they dedicated their entire life to the reverse engineering of God.

Here's proof they are on the right track.

- Larry

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Happy Idiot I Was - The Duties of American Citizenship...

I've spent most of my life not giving a hoot about our government, politics, politicians, lobbyists, foreign policy, big business, etc., etc... what's going on around me and how it affects my life.

What a difference a single generation makes. My father and his friends were pressed into the service of their country and sent off to war upon graduating from high school. Many never returned, some were never found. Countless others were scarred for life. None of them ever forgot.

Somewhere along the way into the autumn of my life (sometime during say, the past 6 years) I started paying attention to such things. I attribute it partially to today's relentless 24 hour news cycle being broadcast in every form of media imaginable but mostly to the fact that I have children and grandchildren and I am genuinely concerned about their future. I think about them more than ever because I guess I've reached that stage in my life where I'm sick and tired of being taxed and I'm fed up with our governments intrusion into so many aspects of my life. I finally stopped to look at the writing on the wall and don't want my children to experience what I see coming.

To be honest I'd rather worry and talk about other things but I can't escape the fact that it now seems, at least to me, like a responsibility of people my age, of our generation, us baby boomers who have enjoyed the great freedoms this country has offered us to take a stand and ensure the same freedoms for future generations. Especially for us who were so lucky to escape the responsibility of war and the extreme sacrifices associated with such. To me, what's happening around me today is no longer just idle bullshit, though I wish it were.

Theodore Roosevelt said, "A man of means who shirks his duty to the State in time of peace is to be regarded as being only one degree worse than the man who thus shirks it in time of war."

I'm taking that statement to heart, will never again take my freedom for granted and thus proudly stand with others who understand how fortunate we are in this country to have a voice.

Exercise your freedom or lose it!

- Larry - This post is dedicated to Frank Kelly, the only living WWII veteran I personally know and my dear departed father, Lew Jordan.

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For all of you flag waving patriots...

This high school kid deserves some encouragement for his creativity if nothing else. As explained to me, he whipped this out in an hour or two as a favor for his mom and her upcoming tea party. Crank up your volume.

Both major political parties have become a rats' nest of hypocrisy and incompetence.

That's my answer to my BFF Billy Bob, who accuses me of always staying on the same side of the fence.

Oddly, his blind accusation hurt my feelings. I jump over the fence once in awhile and he knows it. I visit. I've been a good friend. I've listened.

I must admit however that I jump over very seldom anymore. Maybe he feels slighted because he's beginning to feel a tad lonely over on his side?

I tend to gravitate towards artists and people of intellect (Billy Bob included) and since the replacement of the lenses in both my right and left eye (literally, because of cataracts) I've seen very few of them on Billy Bob's side of the fence.

I've searched and searched for someone who can justify the policies and actions of our government officials for years. I'm dying to jump the fence. I'd welcome a new environment, I really would. I'm sick of dodging the same old cow pies on my side and I swear, sometimes Billy Bobs's grass looks greener; cooler and softer.

Problem is... I keep running into barbed wire like Camille Paglia. Here's a woman who is famed for her well thought out and intelligent articulations. She's not only a die hard registered Democrat but a Feminist to boot. You want the skinny on what's going on in Obamaland and 'cloud cuckoo land' in general? Ask Camille.

This is for serious people; a ten minute read at least but mandatory for those who give a rats' ass. Just looking up some of the words she uses is an education in itself.

Treat yourself.

- Larry - Credit: salon.com

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

This is just cool...

The International Space Station. After it loads, click on the component list to the right and spin the parts around.

- From USA Today

Jimmy Durante Marshmellow Head

That's what my sister called me in a fit of unrestrained, insulting, frothing rage, 50 years ago. Her intent was to cripple me for life. She may have partially succeeded. The marshmellow head part I always understood. The Jimmy Durante part? To this day, I'm still struggling with it.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Beating a dead horse?

Not! Health care is too important not to examine ad nauseam. You must educate yourself and act in some manner to help turn back, or at the very least dramatically alter, the impending and sweeping changes being pushed upon us by Congress. The following will help educate you.

There are two terms or phrases you must know: "public option" (government supplied health care available to the public), which is best debunked here and "single payer" which I will define and also attempt to debunk here.

As defined by proponents, "single-payer" is a term used to describe a type of financing system. It refers to one entity acting as administrator, or “payer.” In the case of health care, a single-payer system would be setup such that one entity—a government run organization—would collect all health care fees, and pay out all health care costs. In the current US system, there are literally tens of thousands of different health care organizations—HMOs, billing agencies, etc. By having so many different payers of health care fees, there is an enormous amount of administrative waste generated in the system. (Just imagine how complex billing must be in a doctor’s office, when each insurance company requires a different form to be completed, has a different billing system, different billing contacts and phone numbers—it’s very confusing.) In a single-payer system, all hospitals, doctors, and other health care providers would bill one entity for their services. This alone reduces administrative waste greatly, and saves money, which can be used to provide care and insurance to those who currently don’t have it.

Now shift gears here and think about Wal-Mart. They did the same thing by consolidating all of the smaller hardware stores, clothing stores and grocery stores in your town into a single point-of-purchase system. Are you following me here?

The retail purchasing experience in your life was simplified and prices dropped on almost everything you purchase on a weekly basis. But it only works for them and for you because Wal-Mart is driven by profit (it's very important to remember here that governments are not driven by profit).

Now before you misunderstand me, remember, there is a big argument over whether Wal-Mart is a good thing or an evil thing.

Sure, prices came down but a lot of small business owners (actual people) were squashed and lost their economic livelihood in the process and as a result a lot of other people lost their jobs. In addition, I can no longer find that specialized little hardware widget I need to repair my old bathroom faucet and I can't find a good cut of tri-tip steak anymore.

As a result, I now have to replace my faucet with one that was made in China and be satisfied with a cut of sirloin. That is, after I stand in line for 30 minutes. And there have been times when Wal-Mart has been completely out of my particular brand of coffee and there's no other place in town to purchase it anymore.

So... you be the judge. As for me? I'm not sure single anything is good for anyone.

Beyond that, designating an entity such as the US government as being the "single payer" is a ludicrous concept. The US government already has so many heads and arms it is teetering on near chaos (causing a great amount of angst among it's citizens) and is without doubt, very inefficient.

I don't want my health care Wal-Martized. Standing in line for the acquisition of inexpensive daily staples is one thing; standing in line for inferior and rationed medical products and services as defined by a single provider is quite another.

- Larry

Duhh...

WASHINGTON — As supporters and opponents of overhauling the health care system try to shape public opinion at congressional town-hall-style meetings, both sides face a big complication: Public opinion on the issue is complex in ways that defy an easy Republican-Democratic divide.

Analysis (how much do these idiots get paid?) of a recent USA TODAY/Gallup Poll finds views on what priority to emphasize, how fast to act and what's important to protect, vary and sometimes conflict depending on a person's age and region of the country, whether he or she has insurance, and is healthy or ailing. - From USA TODAY, today.

That is precisely the key indicator that Obama's effort to push this bill into legislation NOW is more about his personal power than anything else. I fear the man is not only a dolt but a hard core narcissist.

- Larry

Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Two Faces of Obama

It’s amazing that with his approval rating slipping and anger getting hotter every day, he’d still feel confident enough to contradict himself this blatantly in the same speech. It’s practically a taunt.

- Worth repeating; from hotair.com

Video of the world's worst TV news interviewer...

This is annoying and hard to watch. So if you have something else to do I would skip this and go and do it.

Lawrence O’Donnell filled in for Ed Schultz on The Ed Show and channeled his inner Wally George. O’Donnell interviewed Peter Schiff, the man who tried to warn everyone that the housing bubble would burst and create a catastrophe, only in the sense that Schiff was allowed to remain on camera during an almost-uninterrupted diatribe by O’Donnell.

Why did O’Donnell act like a middle-school bully instead of a news interviewer? Apart from the fact that O’Donnell is a middle-school bully on air, Schiff wants to run against Chris Dodd for his Senate seat, and Schiff opposes ObamaCare. Instead of allowing Schiff to actually explain why, O’Donnell simply shouts over him and issues ridiculous time demands, and does just about everything short of sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling “NA-NA-NA-I-CAN’T-HEAR-YOU” when Schiff tries to explain his positions.

You know, if MS-NBC was an actual news organization, someone there would be embarrassed.

- Worth repeating; from hotair.com

One Smart Democrat

Rather than focusing on volatile mainstream issues that cause tempers to flair finally someone is pushing to curb erectile dysfunction (ED) ads on TV. Congressman Jim Moran (D-VA, H.R. 2175 for those who want to google) is pushing for restrictions based on decency. I'd like to see a broader stroke based on pharmaceutical companies pushing drugs for made up calamities such as restless leg syndrome and a host of others. ED being the biggest and most profitable.

God was smart enough to suppress erections at a certain age so children wouldn't be born to someone too weak and old to raise them. And as far as young men go... when I was there, there were times when it was inappropriate for me to stand (thank God for heavy weight Levis) because as I remember... I had an erection far too often for no reason at all.

If you are young and genuinely have an ED problem keep it to yourself and go see a doctor. I don't want to know. If you're an old fart and need an erection go buy some KY jelly (and keep it to yourself) or marry someone half your age who is interested in your money and will do anything to get to it.

After we get rid of ED ads on TV we need to start working on getting rid of ads for butt cream and the many calamities that affect the female genitalia. Then I can finally relax when I'm watching TV.

- Larry

Remember Biorhythms?

Today is my birthday. I've seen, or perceived, 21550 sunrises and/or sunsets. Here is how I'm told I'm feeling today (it's actually surprising quite accurate).

My general well being is momentarily (notice how they give me hope) mediocre. I am not full of vim and vigor and I am nervous and unsure and feeling an inner emptiness (I've been unemployed for 8 months now). The good news is that I am at the bottom of a low (or close to it) and my intelligence level is, as always, high (more hope). Whew! At least I'm probably going to be able to outwit everyone calling me an old fart at my birthday party. By the way, an old fart is just as good as a new fart.

Check out your own biorhythm by clicking on the title of this post or clicking here.

- Larry